The worst hair ever!!!!!!

No really, and it has nothing to do with it falling out, well except for I got the worst haircut ever. Ok, today I was having a bad hair day (surprise). I had that last haircut and told the haircut lady at best cuts (sure) to cut the sides with a guard and keep the top longer, she seemed to be going for a 80's shaved sides long top for a minute (gasp) and I guided her out of that mess into another one! Today if you would give me a little slimy hair goo, and a little square mustache, hmmm, Hitler hair! No joke! I had my hair dyed dark a while ago which didn't really help matters! I came home and told Craig that I had named my hairstyle, and to guess what it was. He was going to, then panicked as a good husband would, and then confirmed that is exactly what he thought of when I brought it up! What an incredible mess! Thank goodness for the lady at work tomorrow who is going to help me fix this debacle!